In Love with His Affection

Status: Happily taken, and may as well be married.Loving. Motherly. Accepting. Domestic and Intelligent. Tameran Wiccan. Writer. Overly invested in fictional characters. His.

  • 14th September
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I finally got a heavy winter jacket. I have a mid weight and mid/heavy weight for now and when fall REALLY hits but I didn’t have anything that would be good when the weather got really bad.

But it’s super cute and has a faux fur lined collar and I love it AND it was on sale

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My brother just made me cry so bad…We facetimed for the first time since I’ve moved to Ohio. My cat heard my voice and got SO excited, I guess thinking that I got home. He saw me on the phone and started crying, like he was upset that I wasn’t coming out of the talky-box, and kept bumping his head against the screen like he does against my forehead when I’m around. He kept stretching out and rolling over like he does when I’m home and wanting scratches. 

I miss my cat so so so so badly and seeing him so happy to see me breaks my heart. =[ I wish landlord would have let me keep my kitty… I know he had a “good” home with my parents, since he is TECHNICALLY their cat, but I know nobody takes as good care of him as I do. Ughhhhh

  • 11th September
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i-am-not-your-baby-unicorn:

saltwaterandink:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

Plot Twist: The Bible is full of blowjobs

and they say homosexuality is sin.

(via magic--is--might)

  • 11th September
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a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy
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